Best of Oprah? Hardly.

So, when Oprah goes away in a couple years, how will her fans know the difference... because MAN, that show is ALWAYS in re-runs.

I got suckered into TiVo-ing it last week when it was supposedly Chris Rock, but it was just a Chris Rock re-run that I had already seen. I checked, and everyday this week is another "best of Oprah."  Just call it a rerun.

At this rate, she's going to out-pace Jon Stewart for days off -- who just apparently stopped coming to work once he had kids. I gave up on TiVo-ing him a long time ago he was wasting so much memory.

Apparently, Oprah is busy taping her "White House Christmas Special" and don't even get me started on how many things are wrong with that sentence.

God Bless Chris Rock

This is what I've been telling all my girlfriends for years in terms of developing a certain imperviousness about body image (and if they don't believe me, maybe they'll believe Chris):

"Men do not care. There is no point in the history of the world where men were not sleeping with the women in front of them."