"Amanda" is one of my favorite Facebook Friends. She's one of the few now that I haven't met in real-life (that was on my to-do list this year; there are 1,111 of them -- no one gets in or out now, because it was pointed out to me that's a lucky number). She works in a pet store (which should probably remain nameless). She lists her job description as:
"I tell little kids not to tap on the fucking glass."