Hard to Tell

With all the Twitter Porn Phish floating around for the last few days, it's hard to tell, which messages are hacked, and which ones were really sent to me by people I know. (Sort of like the Mardi Gras spam deluge that seemed so earnestly concerned with my Lenten choices of deprivation.)

For example, I got all three of these twitter direct messages from one real-life friend:

"Get bigger and have sex longer."

"You look funny here" (plausible)
and

"don't give up sex for Lent! Please! For your Queendom's Sake."

Frankly, they all seem helpful.