I don't send Christmas Cards -- at least partially in the hope that I don't get them either, and mostly I've been successful. I'm down to a few diehard relatives and the president of my alma mater -- who just hopes I'll name the college on my life insurance policy since I don't have kids. (I say let him hope away if it means I get better seats at concerts.)
But this is the best Christmas card I ever got. And since I know I can't top it, why bother?